No New Friends (Explicit)

I have a good friend named K, who often declares how meaningful his friends are to him. The first time I remember him making such a statement was when K recounted how he had explained to his new girlfriend that his friends (predominately female), were important to him, and he wouldn’t chose her over them. That made an impression on me at the time, especially seeing as we had been single for our entire lives so far.

He always makes an effort to see me when he’s in town and carefully maintain our long-distance friendship when he’s not. Recently, K made a slide deck about his friends for…