Fiction: The Picture of Dorian GreyThis was the best Instagram post he had ever made, thought David to himself. He had captioned it “Ca va comme ci comme ca,” and it was…12h ago12h ago
One last election essayThe 2024 US elections are done and over with. The news cycle has moved on. No one wants to hear about it anymore. Yet I want to organize my…Nov 28Nov 28
Means, median, and media: You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with.In a popular corollary attributed to motivational speaker Jim Rohn, everyone is the average of the five people they spend the most time…Nov 22Nov 22
Bucket List: Updated.A couple of months ago I wrote about an old bucket list I had found with thirty-five items on it. I had written it when I was in my…Nov 15Nov 15
The evolution of a thrillerMy heart can’t take this. Stress is not good for the baby, and I’m baby. In the past few decades, there have been many studies performed to…Nov 8Nov 8
How to get into BerghainI deliberated long and hard about whether to write this or not. It is perhaps the most grating, anti-Berghain thing I could possibly write…Nov 1Nov 1
The AlienHe entered the secured area wearing a thick white protective suit and proceeded into a room separated into two halves that looked something…Oct 24Oct 24
I contain multitudesI was catching up with a friend during my little farewell tour of Toronto and told her the news of my impending move. Before we went on our…Oct 18Oct 18
God’s Work, or On WMAF relationshipsMany Asian men in the west have trouble finding romantic partners: this is an anecdotal observation reported by many, as well as the…Oct 10Oct 10
American Creature ComfortsA few months ago, I was speaking to a friend who had just returned from Argentina. He was singing the praises of Buenos Aires, and…Oct 3Oct 3
